My name is Pat. I'm from Ontario. This blog is a disaster that keeps happening because people keep cheering it on. I'm an English major and school has ruined who I am, so that comes through in a lot of what goes on around here. Some have called me the saddest boy in the world and, yeah, that seems right, except for the reliance on binary gender. I post a lot of different things, but most of the time I slam out vaguely relatable text posts. I take pictures and stuff so sometimes photography happens. I try to post a lot of funny stuff no matter what I'm doing.